https://hackernoon.com/38-actions-and-insights-to-become-a-better-software-architect-f135e2de9a1b Just like this person, I get asked a lot "so what do you do?". Until a few years ago ( when I got caught out and it was very embarrassing ), I used to say, "Oh me, I'm a plumber". Said in an Ironic Software development way, meaning I work on all the software plumbing that is hidden out of view, but is essential to making the things do what you need them to, not the literal "water based / kitchen / bathroom plumber person" ( of whom I have the utmost respect for, as they do a tremendous job that I am more than happy to pay for their services to do as it is beyond my skill set ). Yep, that was an awkward 15 minutes chatting in a kitchen with a real plumber, wanting to open the oven, crawl inside and hope they walk away. anyway.... So now, I just say, "Oh me, I help companies to build Skynet". This creates two options of conversation co...